David Reviews...His Upcoming Announcement

Amazing.

Rating: 5 or 6 Question Marks.

Ron Reviews... Balanidhren

Can you locate the spoiler in this picture? Probably only David can.

Rating: I'm not giving you any hints.

Ron Reviews... Super Mario Galaxy

Sometimes, when all inverted on a planet, it controls just as well as Super Mario 64. That is not a complement.

Rating: 120 stars (probably, I mean, what other number of stars would they use? It's a Mario game.)

Ron Reviews... 3DS

This, without glasses? How does that work?


Rating: glasses are the future

David Reviews...His Adventure! Character, Oswald Mark

He's basically a failed Batman.

Rating: 90 (Years too late)

David Reviews...Adventure!

Advenuring in a mildly alternate 1920's? Sign my ass up!

Rating: 10 cents

David Reviews...Super Mario Bros.

I'm trying to review the game. That's the poster to the movie.

Rating: Rest In Peace Dennis Hopper