Rating: 5 or 6 Question Marks.
Monday, June 28, 2010
Monday, June 21, 2010
Sometimes, when all inverted on a planet, it controls just as well as Super Mario 64. That is not a complement.
Rating: 120 stars (probably, I mean, what other number of stars would they use? It's a Mario game.)
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
I have a problem with this game and the amount of Gods of War. I'll give you Ares, and maybe Mars, but this is the third!
Rating: Two (Much of a good thing)
Monday, June 14, 2010
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Rating: One failed premise out of countless.
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
It's just regular Mountain Dew, which I hate. But it's a majillion times better.
Rating: A trigatillion times better
Sunday, June 6, 2010
I think they maybe use less water than filling up a bath tub. Except I have to stand up.
Rating: Someone needs to create a new option for cleaning, because the two that exist just aren't cutting it.
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Friday, June 4, 2010
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
I get to beat up little girls! Only after having taken lots of pictures of them, though.
Rating: 5 Hitler's Wheelchairs out of 5 Dora The Explorers