Friday, November 5, 2010

David Reviews...Plants Vs. Zombies (iPhone Version)

Real zombies in real life do not eat leafy greens and drive zambonis. I am an expert on this subject because I am a hipster.

Rating: Cartoon (-2), zombies done wrong (-1000). Looks like -1002.

Thursday, October 28, 2010

David Reviews...Costume Quest

You get to dress up as things like this and the Statue of Liberty. No worries though; they become cool looking in battle.

Rating: Anything can happen on Halloween

Monday, October 25, 2010

David Reviews...Gamma World

This is not an original idea, WotC. Get off it.

Rating: 1 Nuclear War

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

David Reviews...Super Meat Boy

This game is too simple. There are no power-ups and no weapon drops.

Rating: Booooooring.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

David Reviews...Playing Rock Shows

This is the scariest thing you'll ever do. And I'm no longer talking about playing rock shows.

Rating: 666

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Monday, October 4, 2010

David Reviews...Nintendo Power

It's like Yo Gabba Gabba but in book form.

Rating: Because rapist's love it. 8/10