Tuesday, August 31, 2010

David Reviews...Metroid: Other M

If you liked Super Metroid or the newer Metroid Prime series, you'll enjoy Other M. They took those two series', haphazardly glued them together, and pissed on them.

Rating: 1 Ruined Franchise

Friday, August 20, 2010

Ron Reviews... David, Ron, and Clock

This is the 6th image found when Google Image Searching "David Ron and Clock". David is on the left, Ron in the center, and Clock on the right.

Rating: Did I just spoil the identity of clock??????? (I did not)

Sunday, August 15, 2010

David Reviews...Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World

If you saw Year One, Youth In Revolt, Paper Heart, Nick & Norak's Infinite Playlist, Juno, or Superbad, don't waste your time on this horse shit.

Rating: Not making a pun about your stupid evil exes.