Rating: Cartoon (-2), zombies done wrong (-1000). Looks like -1002.
Friday, November 5, 2010
Real zombies in real life do not eat leafy greens and drive zambonis. I am an expert on this subject because I am a hipster.
Thursday, October 28, 2010
You get to dress up as things like this and the Statue of Liberty. No worries though; they become cool looking in battle.
Rating: Anything can happen on Halloween
Monday, October 25, 2010
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Monday, October 4, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
If you liked Super Metroid or the newer Metroid Prime series, you'll enjoy Other M. They took those two series', haphazardly glued them together, and pissed on them.
Rating: 1 Ruined Franchise
Friday, August 20, 2010
This is the 6th image found when Google Image Searching "David Ron and Clock". David is on the left, Ron in the center, and Clock on the right.
Rating: Did I just spoil the identity of clock??????? (I did not)
Sunday, August 15, 2010
If you saw Year One, Youth In Revolt, Paper Heart, Nick & Norak's Infinite Playlist, Juno, or Superbad, don't waste your time on this horse shit.
Rating: Not making a pun about your stupid evil exes.
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Friday, July 2, 2010
Monday, June 28, 2010
Monday, June 21, 2010
Sometimes, when all inverted on a planet, it controls just as well as Super Mario 64. That is not a complement.
Rating: 120 stars (probably, I mean, what other number of stars would they use? It's a Mario game.)
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
I have a problem with this game and the amount of Gods of War. I'll give you Ares, and maybe Mars, but this is the third!
Rating: Two (Much of a good thing)
Monday, June 14, 2010
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Rating: One failed premise out of countless.
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
It's just regular Mountain Dew, which I hate. But it's a majillion times better.
Rating: A trigatillion times better
Sunday, June 6, 2010
I think they maybe use less water than filling up a bath tub. Except I have to stand up.
Rating: Someone needs to create a new option for cleaning, because the two that exist just aren't cutting it.
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Friday, June 4, 2010
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
I get to beat up little girls! Only after having taken lots of pictures of them, though.
Rating: 5 Hitler's Wheelchairs out of 5 Dora The Explorers
Monday, May 31, 2010
Not worrying about whether or not you're going to sweat (because you already are) makes you rock out at least three hundred percent harder!
Rating: 1 full cup of sweat