Ron Reviews... David, Ron, and Clock

This is the 6th image found when Google Image Searching "David Ron and Clock". David is on the left, Ron in the center, and Clock on the right.


Rating: Did I just spoil the identity of clock??????? (I did not)

Ron Reviews... hospitals

You know, I got a cold last time I went there. Which was yesterday.


Rating: 1-800-705-5797

Ron Reviews... Balanidhren

Can you locate the spoiler in this picture? Probably only David can.

Rating: I'm not giving you any hints.

Ron Reviews... Super Mario Galaxy

Sometimes, when all inverted on a planet, it controls just as well as Super Mario 64. That is not a complement.

Rating: 120 stars (probably, I mean, what other number of stars would they use? It's a Mario game.)

Ron Reviews... 3DS

This, without glasses? How does that work?


Rating: glasses are the future

Ron Reviews... Insomnia

It's like a mind-altering drug. But free.


Rating: zero out of the recommended eight

Ron Reviews... Justin Bieber

I hate how it is somehow normal for girls to be given boy names.


Rating: It's Pat

Ron Reviews... David and Ron Ruin the Classics

OHH AH AH AH AH!

Also that one Brand New song from their first CD, with those words in it.


Rating: One failed premise out of countless.

Ron Reviews... Plates

Has potential, but still lacking to the superior bowl. Although this one has some salad permanently attached to it.


Rating: 4 ceramic tomatoes out of 12

Ron Reviews... Jurassic Park (VHS)

Reminds me of Land of the Lost. I think.


Rating: Cha out of Ka

Ron Reviews... Starcraft

Better than II. By some.


Rating: 1998 out of 2010.

Ron Reviews... LOST

Holy crap, it's over?


Rating: finale-ly.

Ron Reviews... Shaq Fu

Shaq Fu is Shaqtarded.


Rating: Chaos in the Windy City out of Shut Up and Jam!

Ron Reviews... Pac-man

The old bastard turned 30 today (I guess). More like, turned the same level over and over again.


Rating: lazy level design.

Ron Reviews... Starcraft II Beta

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE... still.


Rating: 1999

Ron Reviews... One (Or Two) Sentence Reviews

You would think they would have gotten old by now.


Rating: 0 jumped sharks

Ron Reviews... The 15th Anti-Party of Five battle

This is pretty original.


Rating: (#not, #lieswetellmower)

Ron Reviews... Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Hey, I'mma teabag this ninja.

Rating: Turtle Soup!!!!1111

Ron Reviews... IPA

See a trend yet?


Rating: 6er.

Ron Reviews... Red Dead Redemption

How can I review a game that I don't have?

Rating: I'm drunk.