Rating: 1 full cup of sweat
Monday, May 31, 2010
Not worrying about whether or not you're going to sweat (because you already are) makes you rock out at least three hundred percent harder!
Sunday, May 30, 2010
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Friday, May 28, 2010
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
If you like 'em big and juicy, you'll need these bad boys for your next barbecue or get-together!
Rating: Like cocks of black men
Monday, May 24, 2010
Totally great! Though I was more of a FarmTown guy myself, and their FarmTown Chicken & Stars is much better.
Rating: 17 out of 40
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Saturday, May 22, 2010
I miss the days when DS games either ended with the letters 'DS' or their subtitles began with the letters 'D' then 'S'. This game just reminds me of this, which saddens me.
Rating: Shit. But the other one.
You know, I know I don't say it, and I probably should, because this is just the kind of thing I should tell you, but I really like your hair. It's just really fun, you know.
Friday, May 21, 2010
Ratchet & Clank did the space-themed platformer better, except they use giant murderous weapons instead of dressing up as animals and clouds, So it really comes down to preference.
Rating: 1 Cloud Suit out of 3
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
DaVinci killed all those people almost five hundred years after he died? Didn't read this, but played the video game and read the back of the book.
Rating: 2 (Page chapters make you feel smart) out of 5
Like Animal Crossing but without the collectibles, NES games, interactions, menial tasks, cute jibber-jabber, fun world, adorable gameplay, or fun.
Rating: 1 out of 2 stars
It turns out that this game is just as fun as you remember it if you throw cheese onto the contacts before putting it into your NES.
Rating: 3 Dead Turtles (Save Donny for last)
You don't know who the killer is because they make shit up the whole way through so that it doesn't make any fucking sense this game is dumb David cage can't make a story period
Rating: 6 out of 6.25