David Reviews...His Upcoming Announcement

Amazing.

Rating: 5 or 6 Question Marks.

Ron Reviews... Balanidhren

Can you locate the spoiler in this picture? Probably only David can.

Rating: I'm not giving you any hints.

Ron Reviews... Super Mario Galaxy

Sometimes, when all inverted on a planet, it controls just as well as Super Mario 64. That is not a complement.

Rating: 120 stars (probably, I mean, what other number of stars would they use? It's a Mario game.)

Ron Reviews... 3DS

This, without glasses? How does that work?


Rating: glasses are the future

David Reviews...His Adventure! Character, Oswald Mark

He's basically a failed Batman.

Rating: 90 (Years too late)

David Reviews...Adventure!

Advenuring in a mildly alternate 1920's? Sign my ass up!

Rating: 10 cents

David Reviews...Super Mario Bros.

I'm trying to review the game. That's the poster to the movie.

Rating: Rest In Peace Dennis Hopper

David Reviews...Unibroue's La Fin Du Monde

It's beer. It's alright.

Rating: I'd maybe have it again.

David Reviews...Balanidhren's Solo Battle

Imagine this guy following you around in the dark.

Rating: Sex.

David Reviews...Killface's Solo Battle

I was not paying attention at all.

Rating: Rating.

David Reviews...Sobrek's Solo Battle

I actually enjoyed the gimmick. Who knew?

Rating: One (legit) Crit

David Reviews...Andraste's Solo Battle

HAH!

Rating: Zero out of Five

David Reviews...Great Deals for XBox 360s

Not worth the (lack of) money.

Rating: Fifty dollars in the pocket

David Reviews...Nintendo 3DS

I prefer glasses because they make me look cool. This system is not for me.

Rating: They just threw a 3 on it.

David Reviews...Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands

Best PoP game to date. I love all of it.

Rating: 100% (Free game)

David Reviews...God of War III

I have a problem with this game and the amount of Gods of War. I'll give you Ares, and maybe Mars, but this is the third!

Rating: Two (Much of a good thing)

Ron Reviews... Insomnia

It's like a mind-altering drug. But free.


Rating: zero out of the recommended eight

Ron Reviews... Justin Bieber

I hate how it is somehow normal for girls to be given boy names.


Rating: It's Pat

Ron Reviews... David and Ron Ruin the Classics

OHH AH AH AH AH!

Also that one Brand New song from their first CD, with those words in it.


Rating: One failed premise out of countless.

David Reviews...Camping

Lots of cooking things on sticks. Including your own socks and shoes.

Rating: 6 out of 13 eaten rocks

Ron Reviews... Plates

Has potential, but still lacking to the superior bowl. Although this one has some salad permanently attached to it.


Rating: 4 ceramic tomatoes out of 12

David Reviews...Dumb Sluts

Easy to get it the sack, but not worth much else than that.

Rating: 2 giant tits

David Reviews...Mountain Dew Distortion

It's just regular Mountain Dew, which I hate. But it's a majillion times better.

Rating: A trigatillion times better

David Reviews...New Wonderous Swans Album

This thing is a FUCKING PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!!!

Rating: 4 stars

David Reviews...Showering

I think they maybe use less water than filling up a bath tub. Except I have to stand up.

Rating: Someone needs to create a new option for cleaning, because the two that exist just aren't cutting it.

Ron Reviews... Jurassic Park (VHS)

Reminds me of Land of the Lost. I think.


Rating: Cha out of Ka

David Reviews...Inglourious Basterds

This movie was too damned long. Also, innacurate.

Rating: 100 Nazi Scalps out of 100

Ron Reviews... Starcraft

Better than II. By some.


Rating: 1998 out of 2010.

David Reviews...Photo Dojo

I get to beat up little girls! Only after having taken lots of pictures of them, though.

Rating: 5 Hitler's Wheelchairs out of 5 Dora The Explorers

David Reviews...This Picture of Kitties

Look at 'em dancing! So majestic.

Rating: 4 Nutcrackers out of 5