One (Or Two) Sentence Reviews

Friday, November 5, 2010

Real zombies in real life do not eat leafy greens and drive zambonis. I am an expert on this subject because I am a hipster.

Rating: Cartoon (-2), zombies done wrong (-1000). Looks like -1002.

You get to dress up as things like this and the Statue of Liberty. No worries though; they become cool looking in battle.

Rating: Anything can happen on Halloween

This is not an original idea, WotC. Get off it.

Rating: 1 Nuclear War

This game is too simple. There are no power-ups and no weapon drops.

Rating: Booooooring.

This is the scariest thing you'll ever do. And I'm no longer talking about playing rock shows.

Rating: 666

I fucking love you guys.

Rating: Chunky

It's like Yo Gabba Gabba but in book form.

Rating: Because rapist's love it. 8/10