One (Or Two) Sentence Reviews

Monday, May 31, 2010

Not worrying about whether or not you're going to sweat (because you already are) makes you rock out at least three hundred percent harder!

Rating: 1 full cup of sweat

The camera always stays on. It's looking at me.

Rating: It keeps calling me fat.

I love those two crazy robots! Where's my Timon & Pumba-esque spin-off?

Rating: 2 good movies (4 shit ones)

Short and to the point. Like this review.

Rating: Almost as good as LOST.

I am os drunk right now. I hadf ,like, three or four little wine thingies.

Rating: I actually had thbree of them.

Pictures are better.

Rating: I'm bored.

I was drunk.

Rating: 4 out of 5